About Dead Kenny
 Our beloved, but more importantly departed, leader Kenny was a great, great man.
Not only did he found our honored Guild but he also funded our hallowed Hall on Wizard's Isle. And all of this after a lifetime ... well a few good years at least, of heroic deeds.
Kenny saved the innocent farmers of Ascalon from Bill the Rogue Bull. After the Searing he battled Gargoyle and Grawl alike. He aided Prince Rurik in the desperate attempt to hold off the Charr. And like any loyal and noble warrior he left his beloved homeland to follow the Prince through the northern reaches of the Shiverpeaks to find a new home for his fellow countrymen. He fought Stone Summit Dwarves through high winds and icy rivers. He watched Rurik give his life for the people of Ascalon.
Yet when Kenny reached Kryta there was not the long dreamed of peace. Kenny battled armies of undead, necrid horsemen and warlocks. He vanquished Rotscale.
His journey to fulfil Rurik's quest took him into the jungle. He and his trusty sword met wave after wave of spiders. But still Kenny fought on. He defeated the White Mantle and their evil leader Justiciar Hablion at Bloodstone Fen.
He then traveled to the desert. Thoughout the desert he helped ghostly visages settle their debts and he put quite a few Hydras to rest. He faced and defeated his own evil twin. Glint herself, after losing a hard fought battle with Kenny, escorted him to Droknar's Forge.
Unfortunately the southern Shiverpeaks proved too much for Kenny. It was in the majestic mountains that Kenny - the hero, the leader, the soldier, the man, the legend - perished under suspicious circumstances.
The Officers of AI lift their swords, wands, bows, scythes and other weapons in honor of our Dead Leader. We also would like to publically state (despite rumors to the contrary) that we had nothing to do with Kenny's untimely demise. We were busy that afternoon. All of us. ~ Rordan Anatoli |
